Monday, May 14, 2012

SO IF YOU DRINK BUG JUICE:


I took this photo after riding a couple hundred miles. I lost the lens cover so when I ride, if I forget to put the camera behind my shoulder, I accumulate bugs on the lens and the box.  Well...

At camp with the Boy Scouts, 
they gave us a drink. 
We thought it was kool-aid 
because it was pink. 

But the thing that they gave us 
would gross out a moose, 
for that great-tasting pink drink 
was really bug juice. 

It looked fresh and fruity 
like tasty kool-aid 
but the bugs that were in it 
were murdered with raid. 

We drank it by gallons. 
We drank it by tons. 
But, then the next morning 
we all had the runs. 

So if you drink bug juice 
and a fly drives you mad 
he's just getting even 
because you swallowed his dad. 

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